Yes folks you read right. I have anal constriction once again. I have given birth not to a Rock of The Gibraltar but instead I have suffered during anal labour giving birth to quadruple islands Santorini, Mykonos, Rhodes and Ios. Oh the pain!!! And Ohhh the shame!!!
I am feeling very lethargic and very blah and I ended up doing a vomit and that wasn’t food related it was just due to the bum pains. I have so much wind but it hurts so much when I fart. Why me? Why me? Why me?
I have amped my iron intake over the last 4 days as my iron levels had dropped to shithouse levels and this is most likely due to the iron intake.
My bum hole is aching and I have done nothing but lay slothing on my sofa, as I am that drained. ManBoy came around this evening and I ended up falling asleep on the sofa mid-sentence. I am that exhausted. I think I stirred in my sleep when I heard him close the front door behind him. I remember opening an eye and snorting and then falling back into a deep sleep.
Well that’s my news for today I’m going to waddle to bed now. Yes waddle as my arse pain is fucking nuts!
Reney
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2 comments:
are you having enough fibre? i been using benefibre lately so i avoid this position you are in :(
Apart from this, i hope everything else is going well with you :)
Mel.!
Babes,
Im back!
You know what you should have used...ollie, ollie. yee yee
Love ya babe
T.
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