Day 173 – I gave birth to 6 Dim Sims

Where do I begin? Umm let me see? My arsehole feels like its on fire, so how’s that for starting a blog entry?

I am still suffering from bum pains. And yes I have tried it all, well okay I haven’t gone down the enema path nor the suppository path as I don’t want to even touch my butt its soo sore. Okay let me be down right straight with you all…I may be Greek but I aint that Greek…you get my drift right?

I sat on the dunny at work a whole 20 minutes and sat there shaking, rocking and shivering and I pushed. I think in the process have given myself 3 haemorrhoids from all the pushing. I am still waddling which is highly embarrassing.

I eventually passed what looked like 6 Dim Sims and almost collapsed from pushing and panting. Made me think that if it hurts this much through the bum area then ohmigod how bad must it seriously hurt coming out of the hoohaa???? No, no, no I don’t want to go down that path. No, no, no.

I am still in a bit of discomfort and I have taken some Dupholac and I am praying for another couple of Dim Sims to come through and then I will feel relief.

I then spent the majority of my evening on the phone with Bee. Man we can talk and talk and I think that if I didn’t say that I had to write my blog entry I would still be on the phone talking to her. God love ya little cotton socks Bee you are truly a great friend.

Well its late, my arsehole feels like its on fire, I can feel another contraction coming on and I have this fear that if I don’t drop any more Dim Sims soon that my Dim Sims are going to travel back up the other way and I end up spewing it out. I fear this like you wouldn’t believe.

Have I grossed you all out?

Love yas

Reney