Day 122- Hairspray the movie and My fat arse.

I went around to mum and dads last night as Elvis was refusing to swallow his heartworm medication. I got desperate after attempting for the majority of the day. If anybody can get Elvis to do anything well that person is my dad. Dad and Elvis are inseparable.

Whilst at my folks, plans were made between my bestie V and myself and we decided to do din-din and a movie. I raced home and got ready and I put on a pair of pants and a tunic top and some boots. I lifted my tunic top up and kept staring at my arse. It really is getting smaller. I have a lot of junk in my trunk and there is still a ways to go before I am going to feel comfortable exposing my arse.

There’s something I need to ask. Do any other people feel extreme paranoia when having to expose their arse? I have ALWAYS felt paranoid about exposing my bum. I remember when I had lipo the last time and my arse was looking very sexy but yet I was still awkward about my butt. I have hid my arse for such a long time I cant wait to walk around jiggling that girl and not feeling so awkward and paranoid. I cant wait I tell ya. You know I have to thank Jennifer Lopez for bringing the big butt in. I hate your music girl but thank God you and your butt came along.

Anyways, V. came and picked me up and off we went. I haven’t seen or spoken to V for about 2 weeks. I was getting major withdrawal symptoms, as I hadn’t spoken to my bitch for ages. We had some major laughs like we always do and we quickly rambled on and on during our quick dinner.

Dinner was more of a snack than dinner. I was hungry; V wasn’t really very hungry so we after looking at the menu we decided to share some wedges and sour cream. Smart thinking on our behalf as I managed to eat 7 wedges and I was full as a goog. I tried to pick up the smallest ones and I was careful with the sour cream, as to not scoop heaps up. Man I feel soooo good.

We decided to see Hairspray the movie. Which was funny. I do prefer the original version but this version was still very good. I had a huge laugh and I loved John Waters do his quick flash at the beginning of the movie. John Travolta’s character (Mrs. Edna Turnblad) was hilarious and I kind of forgot that under all that hair, makeup and padding John Travolta was lurking underneath there. It was a very cheesy yet fun movie and what was amazing was that the Baltimore backdrop looked exactly like Brunswick, Victoria, would have in the 60’s, it was freaky.

As I undressed last night I stood in front of my full-length mirror and admired my arse. I spent at least 45 minutes looking at my fat arse from the right angle from the left angle from every angle imaginable. I bent over and touched my toes (ohhhh ahhhh you dirty birds) and stared at my butt. It is looking so much better. I did a happy dance in my knickers in front of the mirror and swung my pyjama top above my head. Fuck I am so happy.

So this morning, Master Elvis managed to drag my arse out of bed by 7am and off we went for a run. Man it felt magical. I am slowly getting my stride and pace back. Woohoo. I came home showered, changed, had my liquid brekky and then decided to call ManBoy back. I woke him up and he sounded trashed!!! Very, very hung over. I grabbed a wooden spoon and a huge serving spoon and clutched the phone holding it with my chin and bashed and banged them on my kitchen counter and spoke very, very loudly. I then did a drum solo and placed the phone next to bench. I reckon I woke ManBoy up good and proper. Hilarious!!!

The remainder of my day I did the whole vacuuming and mopping and all that domesticated shit I despise.

I hope the weekend has been a good one for you all may the up and coming week be a happy and healthy one for all of us.

Peace Out!

Reney