This is totally embarrassing yet absolutely hysterical. You know how I have been craving a hard boiled egg well last night I went around to my parents and lo and behold my mum had a hard boiled egg ready and waiting for me. I rubbed my hands in glee woohoo I get an egg!!!
Two teeny bites in and I ran to the toilet at my parent’s house and threw it up, now that’s not what is funny. I drove home dry heaving all the way back to my place. I unlocked my door and raced to the dunny where I managed to empty the contents of my stomach and I actually managed to shit my pants at the same time. I did a heave and then pop the turd came out of my butt. I had absolutely no control whatsoever.
I burst out laughing. It was hilarious. I sadly had to throw out my most comfy pants, undies and so forth.
There’s not much else to report. Everything is peachy and I am feeling great. I feel like I have lost a bit of weight and I actually feel light on my toes. I am still mourning the fact that I can’t exercise especially in this amazing weather. Its funny how I see the sun and all I want to do is be out there in the beautiful fresh air and let the sun hit my face. Who would have thought I would ever WANT to be exercising especially with the fact that in the past all I wanted to do was curl up and die.
I cant wait to see Mr Wonderful Surgeon and get the go ahead to be able to get out there and shake my arse and run, run, run. I must be patient.
I had a great day emotionally today. I went and had my eyebrows waxed today and I went to the local beautician whom I always use as backup. I hadn’t been there for 7 months and I walked in and Carina the beautician lets out this huge “Oh My God” she freaked out at the amount of weight I have lost and made me do the twirl. It kinda threw me for a second as I didn’t know how to react and I sort of thought is she for real??? Regardless it was a great ego boost.
I’m not doing dinner tonight as I just feel really full but I will sip on a V8 juice. Yeah I know I promised to eat more and I have been very diligent but tonight I just couldn’t possibly eat a thing.
With that I will be off as I have to ring * Bee * and I have a ton of emails to reply to.
Good Night
Reney
3 comments:
Lucky the vomiting hasn't started for me yet... you're making me more and more apprehensive, hopefully things will go ok even though I am having my first fill on Monday!
I love how you can't cook... I think it has probably helped you avoid being double your size, I love cooking and its not necessarily a good thing!
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