Day 86- Do I really live in such a filthy house?

I was awoken this morning by Master Elvis who had a squeaky ball in his mouth and has taught himself to chew on it so it squeaks. All good, all great, except its 6 a fucking clock in the fucking morning and its fucking Saturday and I don’t want to have him squeezing that ball in my face so fucking early in the morning.

I grabbed the ball out of his mouth and tossed it and we played fetch whilst I lay there in a semi- comatose state. I couldn’t take much more of it so I dragged my fat arse out of bed and as if on auto pilot I flicked the coffee machine on and got ready for my day.

So between the hours of 6.30 am until 11.30am I managed to do a few loads of laundry and cleaned my bedroom, bathroom and study from top to bottom. I left no dangling spider webs, wiped down each and every vertical blind and dusted every imaginable surface. I then showered and got ready to visit my GP. As today is blood test day.

My short-term memory is fucked!!! I thought my appointment was for 11.00am today and thank God I had the common sense to check my diary as I there in big bold red letters it read: 12.00 Doc’s. My memory is shithouse. I walked in and greeting my bestie V. with our usual greeting “Ah, yeah, g’day mole” We discussed getting tickets to go and see The Killers. We are both huge fans and they are coming out in November and I cant wait because the concert is gunna rock man!!! Bring it ON!!!

So Dr.S took me into his surgery and we had a huge laugh and I asked him about his recent fishing trip to Perth. I miss working for Dr.S he is hilarious and I love hearing about his fishing expeditions. My blood pressure was 120/80 which is fucking amazing!!! I was ready to jump up and down from sheer delight. My blood pressure always averages 90/80 as I suffer from a low blood pressure. Could the lap band have helped bring my blood pressure to a normal reading? But then why do I feel so lethargic? Why do I feel lethargic and tired if my blood pressure is good? Can I still have an iron deficiency even if my blood pressure is considered normal? I have all these questions going round and around in my head yet I didn’t think of them at the time of my consultation with my Doc. Ahhhh fuck I’m a dumb arse sometimes. I am going to have to write all these questions down so I can remind myself to ask him when I go and see him to get my results.

I then came back home and continued cleaning. I cannot get over the state of this house. I pulled my juicer and coffee machine apart and fuck man they were so gross, I cleaned my microwave and all my white goods are stainless steel and covered in smudges and fingerprints so I wiped and scrubbed and polished them clean.

Later in the arvo I caught up with my bestie V for a coffee at Macro The Organic Supermarket & Cafe and like I always say it’s so nice to catch up with her. I have now come home and am contemplating on where I continue my cleaning as in do I do the front room? The kitchen? The lounge room? The dining room? I swear I will never let my house get in this state ever again.

I’m out!

Reney