After my shower last night I placed body lotion all over myself and when I got to my inner thighs and upper arms I noticed the most ghastly, disgusting, vile, nauseating, wrinkly saggy skin.
You would think that this would make me happy to actually see physical evidence of my weight loss but ewww man it was off. I wish I had the balls to photograph my inner thighs and post the photo but sadly or fortunately for you, I couldn’t do that. Ohmigod how humiliating would that be? So my arms and thighs are getting saggy and wrinkly but how come my titties aren’t saggy and wrinkly even though I have lost a lot of weight from there?
Another observation that I have noticed of myself, well okay I was taking a good yet critical and judgmental look at myself last night in the nudie and I kept taking my bra on and off so I could really and I me an REALLY see what was happening. You see I used to carry a tit under each of my underarms and a couple of boobs in my upper back region. I have noticed that my back (upper back) is getting firmer and underarm boob has all but disappeared. Woohoo!! Christ almighty how much saggy am I going to get as I have sooo much more weight to lose? This is fucking insane. Fucking insane = good shit, of course.
I had a good workday today. I got to work bright and early and I seriously put my head down arse up and worked, worked, worked. I feel so fucking proud of myself even though everybody around me is and was and always will be clueless as to the amount of energy and oomph I put into my work, it don’t matter, all that matters is how I feel.
I treated myself today and ate a stick and a bit of choclate coated licorice and it was just awesome. The sweetness was great and gave me a good energy jolt. Now I sit and wait for it to come out the other end. I am poohing a lot more, so much so that I blocked works loo yesterday, which I thought and still think, is fucking hysterical!!!! Having said that I am petrified of being arse fucked by a doctor again. Yes very eloquent I know. I am such a lady.
Anyways my gorgeous friend Bee sent me an email this afternoon. I can’t go into it but those 9 words were so fucking hilarious that I had tears streaming down my face this afternoon. Girl, all I gotta say is thank the heavens we stumbled across each other because today’s email was simply GOLD!!!
So peeps, that’s me for today. Me and my saggy skin ewwww! Anyways be good to another and GO Kev 07!!!
Reney
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