Day 140 – Ohhhh the shame!!!!

It’s been a relatively good day today. Work was busy and even though it was a long day it was over with pretty fast. Gotta love days like today.

I went round to my folks for dinner and managed a quick bite and raced back to my place planning to do a quick vacuum and dust as T is on his way over to hang out and then we are off for some drinks.

I parked my car in the garage and I had unzipped my skirt, which is one of the bad habits that I have. I always unzip and unbutton things every time I get into my car. I even drive without shoes on which is a big no-no but I have this insatiable desire of being “free” and “loose” once I have finished a day’s work.

So as I was saying I parked my car in my garage and got out of my car and then wheeled my bins out to the curb. I had totally forgotten that my skirt was unzipped and I waved to my elderly neighbour and let out a “Hello Mr. J, how’s Mrs.M?” and whoosh, hmmm I feel a draft (you know where this is headed right?), my skirt slipped right down to my ankles. Fuckwit stupid, idiotic moi, didn’t even realize and kept chatting away “How’s your daughter doing? I hear through Mrs. M that she was feeling under the weather” Mr.J was just staring at me mouth agape and looking down at my feet. I was thinking to myself “What the fucks wrong with you, you stupid old man? Fucking Alzheimer’s! Its frightening shit”

I then felt another gust of wind on my thighs and thought to myself “Crikey its cold tonight” Since the old man wasn’t saying a thing I waved and turned around only to trip on what I thought was my feet. I looked down let out a OHHHHHHH bent over flashing my white knickers and fat arse at Mr.J and hoisted my skirt up around my waist and just ran inside. Fucking mortified, fucking embarrassed and oh my fuck the shame!

The awful thing is that this is not the first time that I have exposed myself to the old man. It’s my second. The first time I was walking around my house in the nude after having a shower and left the front fly screen door open and I was walking into my lounge room where I had my clothes out and the front door bell rang and I had to run to the front room past the front door and he caught my naked barge arse running past.


That’s twice I have flashed the old man in a span of 12 months. Thank fuck he hasn’t carked it on me yet. Can you imagine the headlines? “Pensioner dies after neighbour exposes herself!”

Ohhh man I am so embarrassed and I am going to have to dodge him for the next few weeks and I can only hope and pray that he forgets about this whole incident!!!

Ohhhh the shame!

Reney