Spent the night on the sofa totally bored. I had Elvis snuggled into my side and the remote control in the other and I landed on The Lifestyle Channel (Foxtel) and came across The F Word with Gordon Ramsay.
Ohmigod, how totally hilarious is this show? And how entertaining is Gordon Ramsay. He had me in fits of laughter and the guy wasn’t even trying to be funny, he was just going off his tits at his assistant chefs and kitchen staff. Every second word was FUCK and with each FUCK being yelled I was wiping tears of laughter away. I didn’t much care for what he was actually cooking it was just his abusive mug that I found absolutely entertaining.
Elvis and I went to bed rather early last night, as we were both exhausted. I actually got sleep and it was great. I was awoken only on 3 occasions to let Master Elvis out for a wee. We managed a sleep in and I have spent the entire day indoors with my PJ's on. I love slothing on the sofa in my PJ's for the entire day. It felt like a Sunday not a Saturday.
Food wise though I have been thinking a lot about food and this is the first time in about 5 months. I was craving food, textures, and different combinations. I hunted through my pantry and found nothing that really interested me so I couldn’t even pinpoint what I was actually craving.
I am also experiencing a lot of pain in my gut. Could I have possibly caught Elvis’ bug? I am having bad pains in my abdomen area and there are split seconds that the pain is actually making me gasp out aloud and taking my breath away. I am going to the loo for a bowel movement every third day I always knew that my shit stank but pwoahhh!!! Today it freaking reeks and was very offensive. I am in a bit of agony and the second I stand up I am in pain. Drama, drama, drama, it fucking follows me I swear! I need to see my GP on Monday if this persists. Could this just be tiredness and exhaustion? Dunno?
On the boy front, Alister and I are not speaking at the moment, in fact I am over his stupid, stupid behavior and I don’t understand why boys (he has definitely not matured to man status) do and say the things that they do. If I never spoke to him again I really think that I would not be upset about it. ManBoy and I made arrangements to catch up tomorrow, as he is going to drop in for a quick cup of coffee, which should be nice. At least he is intelligent and says what he means and means what he says.
That’s been my day, a boring day but at least I got to catch up on some sleep. Tonight will be spent on the sofa with my Elvis and we will veg out on the sofa together. I have a whole pile of reading to catch up on. Sitting on the sofa and reading makes me happier than a pig in shit. Love it!
Stay happy and healthy y’all!!!
Reney
2 comments:
Hun,
They say that human to animal and animal to human contamination is very rare. The only "germ" that can be carried over is helicobactor pylori.
Has Elvis been checked for that?
Hope you are both feeling better and I shall call you tonight for a chat.
Love yas
T.
Hey T.
Yep he was checked Helicobator.
Yes I did scream at the arsehole whilst I was i Safeway and YES I was stared at by everyone including my mother!
I am over him and I want to severe all ties.
Reney
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