The other day I was having dinner at my folks place (egg mushroom, onion, avocado omelet) half in the toilet bowl but the other half remained in me guts (woohoo)
My brother came home and ate his dinner and when he was done he let out the biggest, hughest, loudest, earth vibrating, mother of all burps. Fuck I was so envious.
I started laughing as I hadn’t heard a burp like that in donkeys and my brother has to be The Sensei of Burping (he aint much of a loud farter) it was awesome. I laughed my head off as my dad just shook his head and my mum continued on her merry way like “yeah, just another burp from my son” I am wetting myself as I sit here and type this. It was definitely a very funny moment and one that left me slightly envious.
There have been moments when I feel gassy pressure inside me and I try and push a burp out and there have been times when food has nearly come out at the same time. I’ve said it before but thank the Lord for De-Gas tablets and Peppermint Tea because they help and the burps that come out of me after having either one of those is simply divine.
Ahhhh what I would give to do an earth thundering burp!!!
I was fortunate enough to speak to my good friend Annette tonight on the phone who lives in Sydney (I have mentioned her in a past entry) we chatted for over an hour and had a right royal laugh. Its great to chat to your loved ones and to hear how happy and on top of the world they sound. Its addictive listening to positive people.
There’s not much else to report really, everything is going okay considering I have so much restriction. I have a chuck on average once a day but apart from that I feel great, I feel happy and I feel positive. You can’t ask for more right?
Signing off
Reney
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LOL Reney, could almost hear your brothers burp! I love a good burp myself and in my diet coking sculling days could let them rip to order - in different keys, in short sharp bursts, in long steady streams with little crescendos... there is nothing quite as satisfying! sadly no more burps from this banded Angel. x
freudian slip there, meant to say diet COKE sculling.... the burps involved neither Cocaine or penis's sadly!
Hey Beautiful Girl,
It's a month tomorrow since I have been banded and was never much of a burper and since the band they feel like they come from the bottom of my stomach and are so loud.. I think I could give your brother a run for his money! It's sooo embarrassing.
Hope your well.
"Bee" xox
Hey Beautiful Girl,
It's a month tomorrow since I have been banded and I was never much of a burper and now I think I could give your brother a run for his money!
They are so loud... very embarrassing!
Love "Bee" xoxx
Hey Hun,
Its been a while since I have had a chance to read your blog. I can see that freakazoid is out to be a pest once again.
Poor Stalker, how sad!!
You are truly an inspiration to me and you know what IM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!! I think the Stalker is a bit jealous of you.
Its that person who hates you isn't it? Has he not seen through her yet???
Hey Hun,
Its been a while since I have had a chance to read your blog. I can see that freakazoid is out to be a pest once again.
Poor Stalker, how sad!!
You are truly an inspiration to me and you know what IM ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!! I think the Stalker is a bit jealous of you.
Its that person who hates you isn't it? Has he not seen through her yet???
T.
Hey All,
Angel, you are hilarious!!! you say you could almost hear my brother well I could almost hear you!!!! Hahaha.
Bro, hee hee your burps are earth vibrating man.
Bee, hows it all going darling? 1 month already??? I am envious girl, I soooo wish I could burp. I miss that so much.
T. how sit going my lovely? I am missing you heaps.
Reney
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