I had the distinct pleasure (this is sarcasm my friends) of having to deal with arsehole patient after arsehole patient after aggressive patient to patient claiming I was a thief today. I wish we lived in a society that would allow me to do 2 things. One would be to lean over my counter and start bashing people with my black leather dildo and the other would be if I could scream out “FUCK OFF!!!” Sadly that’s not possible.
I had a productive day and cleared my desk of all the chores I had and I had a good day laughing and joking around with my boss Andrew and Nick but then I found out that a staff member had told my boss something about me and I got really pissed off. I mean really pissed off. This is the casualty of working in a predominantly female environment.
What was said I would never repeat as I would hate to betray my boss but I so wanted to approach this bitch and have a go at her but I thought to myself well what the fuck for? I am mellowing out in my new life. I don’t also want to be known as a Drama Queen (even though my work coffee cup has it written clearly in pink) It just pissed me off that I tell everybody if you have something to say then say it to my face. I guess that are just chicken shit of the wrath that will spew forth from my lips.
I also copped a few phone calls today from Alister and ManBoy who were both vying for my attention. You know I have to say this has never happened in my life before. Its hard work juggling two men at the same time. I always break out in a sweat. I also made the big mistake of calling Alister ManBoy. Ooops a daisy! It was inevitable; it was going to have to happen one day. Right?
Poor Alister was mortified and I was not going to be apologetic so instead I covered the phone hand piece and totally, utterly, completely lost it in fits of laughter. Suck shit, suck it up and move on Alister.
So now I have a busy weekend ahead of me. My plans for tonight are that Alister and I are off to my local pub for a drink and to hang out and stir the shit out of each other. It should be interesting as I cant (and have no desire) to drink any alcohol. I don’t drink soft drinks anymore but I really, really would love to have a lemon, lime and bitters. Ohhhh yum.
Tomorrow I will be spending with ManBoy doing a spot of shopping (ohmigod a man that loves to shop how lucky am I?) and then a spot of lunch and who knows what.
Well I must go and beautify myself some more as I’m feeling dog ugly today.
Peace Out!!
Reney
6 comments:
babe... you're a better person than I am, I would have slaughtered the bitch.
I dont like people who do things like that behind your back and I would have told her as much!
DIE MOLE!
I'm dog ugly too...I've broken out Reney. Get help!
YOU DOG UGLY???
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY??
I DONT SEE A DOG UGLY GIRL I SEE A STUNNER!!!
Shirls
Hey Erin and Shirls,
Firstly Erin you are seriously a hilarious bird. You make me laugh so much (and thats a good thing) Trust me I wanted to go off at this girl but she would have burst out crying and I cant deal with the tears. What goes around comes around, I live and I die by that. She will get hers.
Why have you broken out? Is Aunty Mabel visiting?? You aren't dog ugly you are a beautiful girl.
Shirls,
I look in the mirror every day but I dont see "stunner" as you put it. I see BLAH WOOF DOG. But thank you for your lovely comments, they are very sweet.
Love to you both
Reney
Hun,
What has happened to you and your quick temper? I am proud of you for not saying anything but I am also amazed at how mellow you are becoming.
You have always perceived yourself as ugly but you need to really look at what a beautiful person you are within and with out. If only half your blog readers knew what a magnificent heart you have and what you do and have done for your community.
You are one in a million and you are truly loved.
Love ya
T.
Hi reney,
you should have kickedthe moles arse in.
dont ever call yourself ugly, you are really a very attractive woman.
Paul from Freo WA
Hi Reney, pretty interesting blog you have. I keep reading about that black leather dildo you want to bash people with. Any chance of you posting a picture of it and I am just curious as to the type of usage it gets?
Sylvester
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